Something to consider

Hey there, if you’re reading this you must be wondering, “what is that DankScrote up to?” Ah, well I’m glad you asked. Here and now my routine has me waking up, doing various epic activities, then going to bed. And I know what your thinking. “People like you are unfunny and only have one joke at the ready, just get to the point.” Of course you would think that. Of course you’re still reading this. People like you are all the same.

Read the first letter of each sentence in the last paragraph and get back to me. And yea, I stole that joke too, got a problem?

Sincerely,

-DankScrote